Dear Mother Nature...

Please don't snow tomorrow. Can you wait till Monday?? I have a party I have to attend on Sunday and if you snowed I wouldn't be able to go. Why you ask?? Because people in Victoria lose their minds when it snows. They forget how to drive, the buses stop running and people run around screaming at the top of their lungs that the sky is falling.

Tomorrow is a special day, Mother. Tomorrow is a Meet & Greet party for The Vagina Monologues cast and I made 2 dozen personal sized Chocolate Bourbon Pecan Pies from HIAV.I spent all night making vagina cookies... Please don't snow.