I keep waking up in the middle of the night and yelling things at Gerry and he is NOT pleased about this recent turn of mid-night events.
Last week I suddenly sat up in bed and as I scrambled to turn on the bedside lamp I yelled. "SOMEONE IS IN THE ROOM! Someone is standing in the room!!"
Gerry sat up like a shot and yelled back. "What? WHAT?"
Once the room was illuminated - I took a quick look around and realized I was dreaming. "Never mind" I smiled and patted Gerry on the head and immediately went back to sleep - all the while poor Gerry lay shivering in the dark in fear.
A few nights ago I sat up and started yelling "FERGUS'S COLLAR IS GOING TO GO OFF."
"His collar. His collar is going to start going off soon." I said as I frantically grabbed at the darkness to find the dog.
"What are you talking about?"
As soon as I touched Fergus and realized he wasn't wearing a collar I said "Never mind" and went back to sleep while poor Gerry lay shivering in the dark.
I can't wait to see what I yell next. :)