November 21, 2007

Dear Ikea...

So they finally answer the phone and guess what? The dude I talk to tells me that my order just went through TODAY and that I should have the sink by the end of the WEEK!! Jesus Murphy. The woman I spoke to last week told me I would have it by Monday. Well it's now Wed... and my order is JUST being taken care of? WTF? I'm f***ing livid. I will never order anything from Ikea ever again... I hope Ikea chokes on it's stinky cheap hotdogs and dies...

Oh harsh...Where did that come from? I mean chokes on it's stinky cheap hot dogs and thinks it's going to die and then realizes how it's done me wrong, spits up the hot dog and gets on its knees and begs me to forgive it. Then I will say "I want to forgive you ... and I want to forget you." ** and then walk away leaving Ikea feeling broken and devastated.

Repeat after me... This too shall pass. This too shall pass...






**I love The Hills

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

This too shall pass ...... stinky cheap hotdogs ...... this too shall pass ....... choke choke ...... this too shall pass ..........
Send Sarah her sink, NOW!!!!!!!

holly said...

Customer service at the majority of places (it seems) nowadays really blows. I've been having problems with the cell company I just bought a cell from a week ago. They told me they'd fix the problem "within 48 hours" but it's been a week. Do they mean 48 business hours? Even at that, it still has passed! Don't even get me started on the furniture place where we got our futon from.

Big corporations are evil and don't give a shit about their customers. It's really sad. :-(

Nat said...

Wow. Ikea sucks. I hope they stop screwing you around so we can see the finished kitchen!!!!

Robyn S said...

Hahahaha, The Hills. I didn't see that coming.

E.K. Wimmer said...

Did you mean "chokes on Tofupups"?